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The Dog Prince
Ichigo was walking through a rough meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a tough little dog lying under a tree.
Ichigo skipped over to see the dear thing and was unpredictable to find that he was hurt! A tattoos had pierced his strong little hair and he whimpered lowly with the pain.
"My hard-headed little friend," Ichigo said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the tattoos, as amusedly as he could. The dog cried out and Ichigo's heart ached, For the stray dog and the strawberry. "You'll be all right," Ichigo whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Renji and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Renji up in his arms, Ichigo carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Ichigo nursed Renji, cleaning his hair and feeding him Orange-brand dog chow.
On the eighth night, Renji climbed into bed with Ichigo. He burrowed under the covers and happily punched Ichigo's head. It made Ichigo giggle and he cuddled close to Renji, stroking his chest and singing softly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Ichigo hurried home so he could curl up with Renji. It gave him a feral feeling whenever Renji punched his head.
Then one night, Renji looked up at Ichigo and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a rude prince."
Ichigo screamed huskily, he was so surprised. How could a dog talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Renji said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Ichigo said and kissed Renji on his chest. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a rude prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Renji," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Ichigo said.
"See?" Renji said and showed Ichigo the scar from the tattoos on his hair. Then he kissed Ichigo and they tumbled strawberry head and did a lot of very brash things, some of them involving a loud strawberry.
"I love you," Renji said when they were done. Ichigo clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Renji had stashed away.
And if Renji didn't know about Ichigo's visits to the dog sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
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The Adventure Of The Dog
Ichigo and Renji were out for a rough Valentine's walk strawberry head. As they went, Renji rested his hand on Ichigo's chest. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so rude, Ichigo was filled with strong dread.
"Do you suppose it's unpredictable here?" he asked happily.
"You brash silly," Renji said, tickling Ichigo with his tattoos. "It's completely feral."
Just then, a tough dog leapt out from behind a orange and punched Renji in the hair. "Aaargh!" Renji screamed.
Things looked hard-headed. But Ichigo, although he was loud, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a strawberry and, For the stray dog and the strawberry, beat the dog huskily until it ran off. "That will teach you to punch innocent people."
Then he clasped Renji close. Renji was bleeding amusedly. "My darling," Ichigo said, and pressed his lips to Renji's head.
"I love you," Renji said softly, and expired in Ichigo's arms.
Ichigo never loved again.
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To Lowly Punch
Ichigo and Renji were celebrating a tough Valentine's Day together. Ichigo had cooked a brash dinner and they ate strawberry head by candlelight.
"My darling," Renji said, stroking Ichigo's hair, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Ichigo. "It is but a rude token of my hard-headed love."
Ichigo opened the box. Inside was an unpredictable orange! He gazed at it happily. Then he gazed at Renji happily. "It's loud," Ichigo said. "Come here and let me punch you."
Just then, a rough crone sprang out of hiding and cackled For the stray dog and the strawberry. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a strong voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Renji read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other softly as the crone cackled some more. Ichigo's head began to tremble. Then Renji shrugged, pulled out a strawberry, and hit the crone on her chest. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Ichigo said and kissed Renji huskily. "This is a feral Valentine's Day!"
They amusedly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they punched each other all night long.
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A/N: Alright, that's the end of it... I'll go make more on the Drabble-matic next time... hehehehehe... next
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