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Barack Obama
It's dark and raining outside, while inside it's just as dark and cold. With a power cut, you can't really do anything else except to try and complete school assignments. Problem is, Jade doesn't know squat about what she has to write, and unfortunately, Nero doesn't either. No pairing.
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Barack Obama
MazdaKitsune
DISCLAIMER: Everything written here is FICTION, except for Barack Obama and his details. I do not mean to offend anyone reading, nor am I writing any offensive things here. And btw, I do not own Devil May Cry. Capcom does, and if I did own DMC.... I'd either be married to Dante or Vergil by now, or I'd have a male harem to entertain myself which each night. ;)
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"This sucks."
"Tell me about it."
"This sucks."
"Would you please stop griping already?" Sky blue eyes lifted and looked in exasperation at the girl sitting across him at the table, a candle between them, watching her hit her forehead on the face of the table a few times, her pen discarded and thrown to the side, her page as empty as his. Nero scratched his head, ringed fingers going through strands of his silver hair, tapping the edge of his pen against the table, feeling very much like following suit and banging his head though against something harder. Something very much like a wall. "Ugh." The young 20 year old threw his hands up in the air and slumped back in his seat, sulking as he folded his arms. He wore loose jeans, thick boots, a navy-blue shirt that screamed, "EAT ME!!!" and a purple hoodie that was unzipped, hood pulled halfway up over his head. "This isn't helping at all."
"I don't wanna do this." And Jade wailed, following suit to lean back in her chair, letting her arms dangle off the sides, head tilted towards the ceiling. She herself was his age, and her dressing for the day included a red plaid skirt with a stylish black belt, gladiator shoes, a dark green studded corset top and a brown front-frilled jacket, her waist-long black hair left untied except for the front, which was pulled up and pinned to the top of her head to keep her side bangs from getting in the way. Emerald eyes glared at the paper in front of her, boring holes into the topic that she was supposed to be writing about.
Barack Obama.
"I can't do this!" She exclaimed, setting her hand down with a decisive air. "So call me lame, call me a heathen, call me an idiot for not watching and listening to news except for the stuff that screams "demons" so we can go earn our money, but I just don't know ANYTHING about Barack Obama."
Nero stared dully at her before letting out a sigh of his own. "I'm not your muse, Jadie. I just happened to get the same assignment you did. God, I wish Kyrie was here...."
Jade grinned at the mention of Kyrie's name and sat up straight, folding her legs up under her. "Credo kicked you out after that stunt you pulled. I don't think he's gonna let you near his sister again in a long, long time."
A glare was aimed at her, and she chuckled as Nero chucked an eraser in her direction with a sour look. "Look, it wasn't my fault, okay?! I was just trying to be nice and help her out with the housework for once! How was I to know that Credo would come home just as we had an accident?"
"Are you sure you didn't purposely splash lots of water on the floor so Kyrie would slip and you fall on top of her, pretending to be the hero?" Jade snickered, teasing. "My, such a romantic accident. The lady falls, and her man tries to save her, but ends up falling all the same. Being in such close proximity, the air heats up between them, as their bodies touch, and they blush before lips come closer together in a kiss...... until the moment is ruined when a very protective brother comes home to find his beloved sister in a very compromising position with her boyfriend. I wonder if you still have that boot mark on your behind." She burst into uproarious laughter, clutching at her sides and almost falling off the chair in her mirth.
"Shut up!!!" Nero whined, face turning red both with chagrin and outrage at the memory of it. "Just shut up already!!! Dudette!!!!" He sounded so hurt, embarrassed and wounded that Jade couldn't help but to quell her laughter, though she was still grinning, getting up to give him a tight hug from behind.
"Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have made fun of you. I'll treat you to a strawberry sundae when Dante gets back and we all go out for dinner. Forgive me?"
Nero sighed, all traces of his angst gone as he tilted his head back and smiled, his eyes warming to a liquid blue as he squeezed her hand and lifted a hand to cup the back of her head so he could plant a kiss on her forehead. "How could I not? You're my best friend, and Dante would probably do a Credo and kick me out if I held anything against his girlfriend. All is forgiven, let's tackle this assignment together, alright?"
Jade beamed down at him before releasing him. "Done. Let's do this and get it over with. Write some crap or something, get a total F for it, and spend the day in detention." Sounding satisfied with her self-proclaimed fate, she returned to her chair and picked up her pen, determined to get her work done before Dante came home to her. Sure, juggling studies and her life as a demon huntress wasn't simple, but she had always wanted to experience a normal life, and so had Nero once he learned how to control his demonic arm, able to turn it back into it's Devil Bringer mode at will. It definitely had taken a while for him to get used to having two normal arms, and he still used his left hand to write and do stuff, but once Jade had suggested they both complete their studies since they never had a chance to, he agreed. Dante had pushed her on and supported her from behind, knowing her need to live like a normal 20 year old that studied and went to school and prom, bantering with friends and having fun like she was supposed to have. It was an added surprise that Lady too, had added her own support, no doubt remembering the days of uncaring fun she had before her father had betrayed her family and thrown her into the dark world of demons.
And so Jade and Nero both enrolled in school as students while Dante and Lady were only too happy to take up their share of demon slaying. Credo and Kyrie had moved out from the forsaken Fortuna, intending to start over and Nero was happy enough to stay with them... until the accident that caused him to be kicked out (for a while, Kyrie reassured. Credo's anger never lasted long, though everyone felt it would this time). It had been extremely hard at first, the two struggling to get through the first semester and phase of studies, nearly drowning them until another surprise presented itself. Vergil himself showed up at Lady's prompt, taking it upon himself to tutor the two younger hunters, inwardly pleased at their want of knowledge. He himself was a 'walking internet browser' as Jade would put it and was strict towards them, ensuring they learned as much as they could.
Unfortunately, none of the subjects that they learned involved any country's president.
"So, what do we know about Barack Obama?" Nero broke her reminiscing.
"That, uh... he's the first African American to become president of the United States?" Jade twirled her pen around her fingers, eyes focused on the flickering candle before her.
"And the 44th too." Nero jotted that down and resumed tapping his pen against the table for ideas.
In truth, they never would have started if it wasn't for the blackout. It had been raining outside, and the two of them were playing video games when the blackout happened. At first they thought it was the power box, but after Nero had gone into the kitchen to try to start it up again, it didn't work, so Jade had ventured into the cellar to check out the main electric supply, only to find that it wasn't just the shop, but the entire block's power had been cut. Groaning, the two young adults had tried to find something to pass the time, but after the laptop's battery had been burned up and the Ipod's power gone, they had been very bored. It was only then that Jade reluctantly suggested they light up a few candles and attempt to do a few assignments. At least time always went by faster when they were doing something they disliked.
They had completed one or two until they got to the essay about Barack Obama. That was when they hit a dead end of frustration.
"I wish I had the power back. I want Wikipedia," Jade complained, glaring at the small grains of facts that they had.
"There's gotta be some reference we can use, right?" Nero wondered, looking around, then made a face at Dante's collection of magazines strewn over his desk. "Well, we can't use those."
"Unless you decide to change the title to, "Women With Big Assets"." Jade grinned, then snapped her fingers. "Talking about magazines and references, I remember Vergil bringing back a stack of books and magazines saying they'd be good use to us. He stashed them in the attic if I remember."
Nero's eyes lighted up. "Seriously? Let's go check it out, then. We might find something of good use."
"Me? No way, I don't wanna go up there where it's filled with spiders. And it's dark," Jade protested, pretending to pout, giving him the puppy eyes. "I'll just leave that kind of adventure to a big, strong, guy like you."
"You just don't want to do the hard work, that's all." Nero rolled her eyes at her and stood, burying his hands in his pockets. "A girl that goes rushing into danger without a second thought scared of the dark and spiders. Hah. I bet that gives you "nightmares", huh?" He sarcastically threw at her before grabbing a candle and clomping up the stairs to the attic. "You owe me two sundaes!"
"No problem there!" Jade called back to him and grinned before speaking softly to herself. "Ain't my money, anyway. It's Dante's."
Ten minutes later, a highly excited and grinning Nero came rushing down the stairs, holding a Times magazine in his hand, cobwebs in his hair. "I got it!! Let's write!!'
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"That was overly dramatic of you, brother," Vergil said as he walked back home through the rain with Dante. "There was no need for you to knock out the entire neighbourhood's power supply just so you could encourage Jade and Nero to do their homework."
"Well, what else could I do?" Dante grinned, looking pleased with himself. "The kid likes to procrastinate, and Jadie's addicted to games. I couldn't simply turn the power off in the shop, they'd just turn it back on. I didn't want to screw up the box either, lord knows how much I'd have to pay for it."
"So you very conveniently decided to lure a demon out to throw it into the main power lines and short circuit the neighbourhood?" Vergil raised an eyebrow.
"Well, had to make it seem like it was a demon slaying accident." Dante shrugged. "Wouldn't need to pay the damage expenses, then." He then shifted his gaze to his twin. "Don't tell me you weren't intending to encourage them either. I saw you bring back a whole stack of books to keep in the attic."
"Those were merely references," Vergil replied coolly. "Magazines and books with knowledge, not like those trash you read. With the internet nowadays, god knows if the youth these days know how to look for information through books and magazines themselves. I was just boosting their skills."
"Old-school style, eh?" The red-clad man laughed. "I remember your nose being buried in books and me copying off you. Ah, the good old days." Reaching the shop, she paused for a moment to see the flicker of candle lights within, then made his way up the steps and pushed the door open. "We're home!"
"Hey, old man. Vergil." Nero greeted, looking relaxed as he leaned back in his chair, setting his pen down and crossing his leg across the other. "Just in time, we're hungry."
"Dante! Vergil!" Jade squealed as she bounded out of her chair to fly into Vergil's arms first, giving him a tight hug. Vergil stumbled backwards slightly with her weight, uncertainty crossing his face for a moment before a fond look lightened his ice blue eyes to a glowing cerulean, a warm smile of affection briefly crossing his face as he patted her head. "Good evening, Jade. I suggest you don't come in contact with any of us, as we are soaked through and through, and you wouldn't want your garments to get wet."
She beamed up at him before bouncing over to Dante instead, who picked her up in his arms despite his wet clothing, swinging her around once before setting her back on her feet. "Hello there, babe. I trust you've been a good girl and finished your homework?"
"I did!" Jade pouted up at him, clinging to his side as his arm slid around her waist. "We were doing good until we got to an essay of Barack Obama, and oh my god... I thought I'd just commit suicide with my pen. Luckily I remembered Vergil bringing back some stuff that he said would be useful, and Nero upped and found a magazine which contained all the information we wanted!"
"Good girl. I'm proud of ya." Dante dropped a kiss to the top of her head, then winked at Vergil before grinning at Nero, who was setting the scattered assignments in order. "I'm proud of ya too, kid. C'mere and let me give you a reward."
"If it's a kiss, then I'll pass." Nero made a rude gesture at him and folded his arms. "But Jade promised me two sundaes."
"Two sundaes it is." Dante chuckled. "Verge, you up for the pizza parlour?"
"I don't see anything wrong in that."
"Let's go, then!" Jade insisted. "I'm hungry!"
Nero shook his head, and followed the trio out the door, glancing back at the completed work on the table. So much for getting and F and spending the day in detention. At least they had done something solid... or as solid as he hoped.
"Kid, you coming or what?"
"Yeah, yeah. Coming, old man." And out the door he walked, glad that the disliked assignment was finally over and he wouldn't have to face another.... for now.